After all everyone knows blood diamonds are green porky-happy

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Materials processed in a (capitalist) factory into a chemically distinct substance: "Natural flavors! 😊"

    Materia made in a (communist) factory that is chemically and physically indistinguishable from naturally occurring examples: "Synthetic knockoff 🙁"