but then the genders in their favorite games are:
- big dog with a sword
- knight with lightning attacks
- dragon
- crazy knight that runs on all fours
- three identical looking dudes with swords
- fat guy that jumps up in the air and lands on his ass
- good woman
- evil woman
- 120 foot tall man with a weak spot in his ankle
- archer with comically oversized bow and arrows
- blacksmith
- giant blacksmith
- a pack of rats that sits at the bottom of a hole waiting for people to fall in
- guy who waits behind corners and attacks people who walk by
i'm the blacksmith who says vague, cryptic things like "the gods' providence hath fled this land, but mayhaps thoust intends to reclaim the abandoned throne of divinity?" or "mine duty is to forge the hammer that will crack the bell of the heavens, so that the uncleansed may live in peace eternal" and shit like that