but then the genders in their favorite games are:

• big dog with a sword
• knight with lightning attacks
• dragon
• crazy knight that runs on all fours
• three identical looking dudes with swords
• fat guy that jumps up in the air and lands on his ass
• good woman
• evil woman
• 120 foot tall man with a weak spot in his ankle
• archer with comically oversized bow and arrows
• blacksmith
• giant blacksmith
• a pack of rats that sits at the bottom of a hole waiting for people to fall in
• guy who waits behind corners and attacks people who walk by