I have recently acquired this valuable four-letter account real estate which I wish to make available to my neighbors in hexbear for a modest fee . This account could be right for your next post simply send $15 to my paypal account: HexbearAccountLord@gmail.com. ($10 will be withheld as bad post deposit, all posts will be reviewed, cringe posts will result in your deposit being forfeit according to depreciation of account value).
I am looking forward to providing access to this account in excellent standing to any hexbear posters who wish to get in on the ground level with this luxury timeshare posting opportunity!!.
I just uploaded your worst take to the blockchain where it can never be removed. :che-smile:
as if I am incapable of shitting out something worse. see you in small claims court, doofus
You're just jealous that my username real estate is more valuable than yours. Even as you reply to me you add value to this account, which I remind you I so graciously offered you the opportunity to get in at the GROUND LEVEL on but that ship has SAILED sister!
you're not the first person who has said "BEAT IT CHICK!" to me. as I said, we'll take it to a damn judge and figure it out there