• MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Halfway through uttering the phrase "Hey, look at that, kinda neat huh" the chip in my brain, upon seeing a 99.5% precise replication of its activation image, would switch on, leading me to an underground depot on the outskirts of Langley, VA, wherein i would equip myself with various high-collateral armaments including but not limited to at least one shoulder-launched RPG, at least one low-profile short-use flamethrower, and at least fourteen explosive throwing stars. Armed as previously described, i would proceed to [REDACTED: KGB-Ω PROTOCOL variation 4]