Come on, it can't be that hard of a problem. Lazy ass devs.

  • Faresh@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    @makotech222@hexbear.net, for some reason I can't see your post from lemmy.ml, while it is visible on hexbear, that's why this comment is not a reply.

    In reply to: https://hexbear.net/comment/4599217

    I think OP's post is a joke about the halting problem, and how it for a non-programmer looks easy to solve or solvable.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Side note but I hate this fucking popup

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    It forces itself on top of all my windows and stays there until I click one of those options, then when I click "wait for the program to respond" it brings the program to the front so now I have to alt tab back out if it again. Every fucking time. Hey asshole I put it in the background because it takes like ten minutes to load up and I want to do other stuff in the meantime, yeah I know it's not responding shithead it does this every time it loads fuck you honk-enraged

  • makotech222 [he/him]
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    5 months ago
    var i = 0;
While (i == 0){
 var res = RecieveNetworkCallIfAny();
 if (res)
    i = 1;
}

    Sadly, you can't prove that the program will ever exit this loop

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        I respect it because a lot of the reasons why there even are hangs and crashes is because of pesky side effects. FPchads keep winning.

    • Yurt_Owl
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      5 months ago

      Progress bar to the end of earth its ez or whatever other predicted end date would be relevant

    • mathemachristian [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I shoot the machine its running on, when the cops ask why Ill tell them you asked me to prove if the machine can be stopped.