I was listening to Harry McClintock's "Big Rock Candy Mountain" from the O Brother soundtrack. It's a funny description of what hobo heaven would be like. (Rivers of whisky etc) What would a shit-lib heaven be like? I'm thinking of UK libs heaven having means tested genital inspections. Everyone else here is way funnier than I am, what you got?
A nice caste system is built in so they don't have to question issues of inequality in heaven. There would be Hogwarts houses. They'd use them as a justification for avoiding cultures they don't like.