Things I've learned so far:

  • the door handles are shitty and flimsy

  • the car sometimes doesn't go into park and will keep driving

  • they have a 'toy box' app including a whoopie cushion.

  • one of the settings for the whoopie cushion is, "I'm so Random!"

  • they are manufactured super quickly and sometimes are missing things as crucial as the charging kit

  • they come in at different charges

  • they come in on transport mode which limits the speed to 31 mph

  • they have an annoying ass UFO sound when you go in reverse, but are completely silent when they drive forward

  • they are just so plastic

  • Alex_Jones [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    But I'm trying to plan for my retirement.

    :elmofire:

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Retirement?

      We'll be (un)lucky if society continues to exist in recognizable form for 20 more years. :agony-4horsemen:

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I have the same retirement plan, but don't underestimate society's resilience. People could literally be ascending to heaven and we'll still be expected to show up to work.

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Getting a text from your boss like "I kno its ur day off but Hector got raptured, we need another person on food prep"

          Edit: Now laughing my ass off at the image of the staff of a chain restaurant all ascending to heaven leaving behind the bewildered patrons howling for treats

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
            ·
            2 years ago

            :angel-biblical: Fear not. It's time, night shift of TGI Friday's. Come with me.

            :grillman: NOOOOOO I WANT MY FREE REFILL AND I DON'T WANT TO WALK TO THE FOUNTAIN