Things I've learned so far:

  • the door handles are shitty and flimsy

  • the car sometimes doesn't go into park and will keep driving

  • they have a 'toy box' app including a whoopie cushion.

  • one of the settings for the whoopie cushion is, "I'm so Random!"

  • they are manufactured super quickly and sometimes are missing things as crucial as the charging kit

  • they come in at different charges

  • they come in on transport mode which limits the speed to 31 mph

  • they have an annoying ass UFO sound when you go in reverse, but are completely silent when they drive forward

  • they are just so plastic

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Do you ever see the buyers? How many of them are white? :troll:

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Some big company I don't know about is buying them and we're basically working as a paid parking lot.

      No white people in sight anywhere lol.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        You're all basically the techbro equivalent of "the help" then. Out of sight, out of their minds. :us-foreign-policy:

        • Alex_Jones [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          2 years ago

          Just means we gotta be careful about the auto driving cars not seeing us.

          :scared:

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
            ·
            2 years ago

            The fact that that is only half a joke and half a serious problem reminds me that we live in a :society:

            • Alex_Jones [he/him]
              hexagon
              ·
              2 years ago

              We're living in times that were created for very specific purposes. We didn't accidentally wind up here