Things I've learned so far:

  • the door handles are shitty and flimsy

  • the car sometimes doesn't go into park and will keep driving

  • they have a 'toy box' app including a whoopie cushion.

  • one of the settings for the whoopie cushion is, "I'm so Random!"

  • they are manufactured super quickly and sometimes are missing things as crucial as the charging kit

  • they come in at different charges

  • they come in on transport mode which limits the speed to 31 mph

  • they have an annoying ass UFO sound when you go in reverse, but are completely silent when they drive forward

  • they are just so plastic

  • learntocod [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Translate this to simplified Chinese, write it out on little scraps of paper, stash those in the car, wait for :reddit-logo: posts.

    “Help, I am forced to work on these shitty cars while my government gives a trillion dollars a year to oligarchs for shitty weapons. I just want health care.”

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Oh my god. I really love that idea. Thank you so much.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It's funny but I've read that the Tesla factory in China has a really good reputation for QC.

      • learntocod [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        No disrespect to any worker. I figured our comrade here is unloading the cars somewhere in the US. Even still, it’s not worth losing work you need.