I could have stopped this but all of you made fun of me and now my wife might be dead. I can't tell if the smelling salts aren't working because she's dead or if she's acquired scent-tolerance from huffing too much candle.

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]
    hexagon
    ·
    7 months ago

    911 just put me on call waiting after I mentioned my name and address.

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      Still on call waiting. It's been like 7 Grind songs. After the 10th one I'm hanging up and calling again.