SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 9 months agoMy kid knows I'm irritable since I quit smoking so he's mocking me by pretend smoking smarties in the house and I don't know how to punish him.message-squaremessage-square60 fedilinkarrow-up1104
arrow-up1104message-squareMy kid knows I'm irritable since I quit smoking so he's mocking me by pretend smoking smarties in the house and I don't know how to punish him.SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 9 months agomessage-square60 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareDessa [she/her]hexbear7·9 months agoDevelop a cough. Tell him you're going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer. link
minus-squareComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlhexbear4·9 months agoTraumatize your child for life linkfedilink
Develop a cough. Tell him you're going to the doctor and come back with a grave expression. Tell him the doctor diagnosed you with lung cancer.
Traumatize your child for life
That'll show that snotnosed little twerp