Title, I'm very meticulous about getting tattoos, I only have a couple currently and I basically have the entire rest of my body planned out down to how each tattoo would look next to the ones around it, how each tattoo plays into the overall theme I set for that part of my body, how the themes play together, etc, but I want just one tattoo where the only criteria is how funny it would be to have. I was thinking a hammer and sickle but I've designated that as my one (1) permitted stick n poke already
Here’s my idea: Get tattoos on the inside of the butt cheeks. On one inner butt cheek, have a picture of Darth Vader holding a birthday cake. On the other inner butt cheek, a message that says “please don’t tell anyone about this”. Only doctors and possibly prison guards (and maybe some others) would likely see this, but it would be something they would never forget and later tell stories about to their grandkids.
Another butt tattoo idea I had is Hulk Hogan pulling himself out of the butt crack with each arm wrapped around a butt cheek.