Mine is that we don't have a worldwide shadow government, that there is no master plan that we are being unwittingly steered towards, that what we see is what we get. :my-hero:
Our ruling class rules us with cruelty and stupidity, just like they appear to do. They are rich because they are rich. They are powerful because of the precedence of power. Any exceptions to their origin stories were just a product of churn to find the cruelest most sadistic peasants to uplift to join the ruling class. :bootlicker:
It's the one theory I have that fits known facts and subjective evidence: we are ruled by emotionally stunted and socially malevolent self-destructive idiots that have some semblance of class consciousness but only enough to prevent upsets at their wine parties or their child-violating island vacations. :epstein:
Whenever I lose something for absolutely no reason - like it seems like it fell into another dimension, because it dropped to the floor and now it's nowhere at all - I ask the house spirits to please give it back because I need it, and offer them something in exchange. The thing always seems to turn up later in a spot that I definitely checked the first go round.
I also do this!!!