You know how the party that lead the USSR was called the CCCP? (China is CCP because they're actually secretly older and each new big commie party gets another C.) Well, let's say you identify with the CCCP. You might say "Me CCCP." Sound that out. Almost sounds like.... MISSISSIPPI. Coincidence? Perhaps it's red in more ways than one.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!"
