Shanksville Pennsylvania? If I was on that plane I would have shanked them with a pen.
if i was on the 9/11 plane it would have crashed like a big throbby penis into bin laden's ass over and over until jet fuel spurted all over his steel beams while i stroked off his building 7. ayyy-ohh!
didn't marky mark once attack an old vietnamese man when he was a teenager in a fit of racist violence?
still got to be famous in amerikkka
i was chased around my neighborhood by kids my age once. I can't imagine getting chased by almost-grown teenage boys with rocks and getting called slurs. disgusting
Yeah, I figured that was what this was in reference to. Many versions of the story have the old man blinded in the attack, but apparently he was already blind. I don't know if that makes it better or worse, but god damn, what a turd Mark Wahlberg is.
terrorists thanking their lucky stars wahlberg wasn't on that flight, and that they weren't vietnamese
It's okay cuz the plane forgave the movie star for permanently blinding it
if I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. there would have been a lot of poop in my pants and anxiety puke on the front of my shirt.
Yall ever listen to the Doug loves movies podcast?
It's bad and Doug Benson isn't funny but my brain has been warped by watching too many films so I enjoy it.
On that podcast there is a comedian who is a frequent guest who just does a mark Wahlberg impression the entire time and never breaks character. I don't even know who it is that's how committed he is to the bit.
Anyway this version of Mark is much funnier and nicer than the actual version, and has somehow warped my thoughts about the actual mark Wahlberg to be very positive, even though deep down I know he is a shit head.
