Live there exactly long enough for it to be considered a legal residence. Start getting mail, get your ID changed, the works.
Then Fuck the place up, just really go to town. Carve sigils in the wood, piss in the new bathroom corner, set up prison lighters in all the outlets, start making shrimshaw crafts out of the wall tiles, order live invasive insects and mold spores. Go full goblin on his ass.
Use the stashed cash from living there to hire an attorney to stall eviction proceedings as long as you can.
Live there exactly long enough for it to be considered a legal residence. Start getting mail, get your ID changed, the works.
Then Fuck the place up, just really go to town. Carve sigils in the wood, piss in the new bathroom corner, set up prison lighters in all the outlets, start making shrimshaw crafts out of the wall tiles, order live invasive insects and mold spores. Go full goblin on his ass.
Use the stashed cash from living there to hire an attorney to stall eviction proceedings as long as you can.
In the video, they fuck it up anyways. Seems more like a video about his friend proposing with the money as an afterthought.
That's a really nasty way of being racist, friend.