Honestly I wouldn't be surprised, if America ever does go commie, our Lenin will be some guy who is a total communist, but will also campaign on getting football back on the TV and making sure we got enough meat production so everyone can get back grillin'!!!
this is somewhat unironically the way. the US has succeeded in poisoning the ideological well so deeply that socialism will only take hold when explained in the language of American Civil Religion, with treats as incentives on top.
Suddenly millions of slobbering Americans line up for the chance at neverending commie burgers
This is how we bring about the revolution.
I've been saying to my friends for awhile now that Americans won't rise up until we can't get hamburgers 🤷
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised, if America ever does go commie, our Lenin will be some guy who is a total communist, but will also campaign on getting football back on the TV and making sure we got enough meat production so everyone can get back grillin'!!!
this is somewhat unironically the way. the US has succeeded in poisoning the ideological well so deeply that socialism will only take hold when explained in the language of American Civil Religion, with treats as incentives on top.
We can have some treats, as a treat
Peace, Land and Bread but but translated into American.
Football, backyards and grilling!
BPP’s free school breakfasts accompanied by Juche free school lunches (always burgers)
Does it come with tatter tots? Cuz if yes I'm all in baby.