Trump Sr and Trump Jr both run, go after each other the hardest until we get Sr saying "I've always been disappointed in you" to his son on live TV
MTG runs explicitly on doing Qanon stuff and wins in a landslide
Rubio comes back for some reason
DeSantis short circuits and reveals his terminator form during the debate
Everyone is saying, sir, sir, the DeSantis model of Terminator is obsolete. It's obsolete, folks. Liquid metal, everyone's talking about it. Everyone's talking about me, the advanced prototype. :a-little-trolling:
:tromp: Anderson, Anderson, you're a smart guy. You're a sophisticated fella, so I'm going to clue you into a little secret. This face, this beautiful hair, it's all a facade, it's all phony. It's true! There's a machine under this, and you know what Anderson, I'd like to think this machine plays to win.
DeSantis Model 1488 has low energy fusion batteries. SAD! :nuke: