American Protestantism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I am going to write the Pope and show him this tweet, maybe we can get a Crusade going and rid the world of this heresy.
the one good thing the catholic church would have done in
decadescenturiesever
Jesus fell three times carrying the cross. Biden fell three times walking up the stairs of Air Force One.
Not only did he fall down 3 times, my man is known for saying “why” 5 times, clearly god’s truth seeker
:whywhywhywhywhy:
So does the band Discharge in their awesome song Why. Biden confirmed for dbeat warrior
Little known fact in the punk rock annals of history - Biden is the one who popularized the dbeat look with black hair and one bleached streak. You can see the first known major display of this look on the back cover of his album "From the streets to the senate"
Jesus fell because he had just been tortured for days and was being forced to walk uphill with a heavy piece of wood. Joe fell because he's old and too stubborn to "show weakness" by being helped by someone on camera. They are not the same.
There is no better series of tweets that would turn a bible-thumper into a sneering atheist quicker than these
Stop hubristically/blasphemically praising the emperor challenge(impossible)
Jesus became enraged and whipped the money changers when he learned that they were too stupid to know that they should incorporate in Delaware.
Don’t forget the commune nature of early Christian communities. Ananias and Sapphira fucking died for being greedy and keeping some of the money after selling everything to be put to use by the community. That’s the kinda Christian communism that could maybe work in America. The Holy Spirit just fucking murking capitalists.
As someone who learned English as a second language the Holy Ghost thing never stops being funny to me.
It's funny to native speakers as well. very silly thing to call an aspect of the omnipotent god you believe in lol
It was a result of mistranslation. An older manuscript was examined and some denominations at least changed it back to spirit. Iirc the original change was because the mistranslation was found in an edition that was previously one of the oldest. Idk I had to learn all this stuff forever ago and the booze has been doing it’s job.
In north korea, the authoritarianism regime practices a political control using religion
