I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."
Y'shtola Rhul. Plot armor so thick, you'd need an anti-tank rifle to pierce it.
And even if you blast her with the 50 BMG she gets resurrected like the guy in the first Avatar movie anyway.