I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?
Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.
Some situations do warrant standing up. Examples: Ronald Reagan, Henry Pissinger, Margaret Thatcher, John Voerster, Winston Churchhill, Stepan Bandera, Eli David Kay, Queen Elizabeth II, the Vietnam War Memorial, etc.