I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?
Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.
The only situations where peeing sitting down is inferior are nasty public toilets and those bougie ceramic toilet rings that get freezing cold, I'd rather wipe off the few droplets than sit on either one
With that said, clean up your mess at least with a piece of toilet paper if you pee standing up (and it's not a nasty public toilet), easiest way is to squeeze what you can out in the toilet and dry the remaining with a piece of paper
With shaking you end up with piss on the walls and roof
E: and if you can't hit the bowl standing up without pissing on the floor, just piss in your pants if you can't sit down