Paddy Irishman went over to London to box the Queen into the mouth

He had a load of condoms filled with petrol

And a sword made out of hash

That he sellotaped to the steering wheel of his mother's face

He met the Queen in the car park of Buckingham Palace

And he cleverly locked her into the boot of an Opel Corsa

In that boot She smeared the walls with shit

And the Queen starved to death

And that's how the Irish Republic was wan!