Legislators are already scheduled to hold a three-and-a-half day special session where they will pass a new congressional map proposed by the governor that will help the GOP pick up seats in the upcoming election.

Don't know how to feel about this. I'm sure it's a bluff, but as a Disneyhater™ I would love to see Disney lose some of its power in Florida. I think that would be fucking hilarious. Kneecaping a massive corporation to own the libs.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      i think you mean the magic of Disney kept them alive until they were no longer under the loving eye of Mickey Mouse. because no one can die at Disney. even that kid who got decapitated on Space Mountain.

    • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Hasn't there been decapitations at Disney though or is that just urban myth? I'd call that pretty dead unless Walt is willing to share his jar and freezer with any decapitated tourists until they can get them off Disney Land.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        Hasn’t there been decapitations at Disney though or is that just urban myth?

        Who the hell can even say? I'm sure Politico would award the claim seven Pinocchios after citing a Disney Press Release that reads "Nuh-uh, didn't happen". After that, unless someone caught it on video or a flood of tourists came running out the front gate screaming and covered in blood, I doubt we'd ever know.

        I doubt this happened recently, if for no other reason than someone with a cell phone would have captured it, though.