I think embryos are parasites if the host doesn't want it.
i think this doesnt go far enough. sperm should count as a baby, and men should be tried for murder every time they cum.
Not only when jacking off
Even when they're conceiving a child, only 1 of those swimmers make it
Not a man, but I jack off explicitly because I know every time I do, I'm committing a small genocide of my gene pool.
We need to be saving the cum from dead soldiers. Every dead soldier is basically a holocaust if you think about it.
So you're saying we can put babies in freezers... how long before you can throw them away though?
Listen Jonathan Swift didn't know about refrigeration but now he'd tell you that a baby properly stored and sealed can last well over a year in the freezer
so if my power goes out and i have trillions of sperm in my freezer, can PG&E be charged with genocide?
Republicans unironically doing the Every Sperm is Sacred bit.
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