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  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    What pisses me off about her novels is that there's a fucking war on in most of them.

    Like how come guys get Master and Commander and Sharpe and I don't get a sexy, ruthless Jacobin spy seducing the British Nobility?

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Over the Hills and Far Away, but the lyrics are about all the actually interesting events going on offscreen while you're stuck watching the maids flirt for 400 pages instead.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        There's 40 dances on the card
        all drunk, or cads, or smell of lard,
        while I forbear and wish to stray
        o'er the hills and far away

        O'er the hills and o'er the main
        where dances call that aren't so plain
        yet duty binds and so I stay
        O'er the hills and far away.