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These fuckers gave themselves gram cracker enemas, there is NOTHING boring about them if you are honest about them
http://www.sexualhistorytour.com/graham-and-kellogg-the-anti-masturbation-diet/
They encouraged them as food like other cereals cause they felt it would stop maturation.
The enema thing is different, but Graham himself died during an opium enema
My favorite dollop is about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxTpjhCaVQM
Ok that is not the same thing as crackers shoving crackers up their ass.
I mean, there's quite a bit of that if you know where to look in her novels, but most of the real horniness was during The Season in London since it's hard to have an affair when everyone knows you personally from birth. Jane doesnt really do London.
What pisses me off about her novels is that there's a fucking war on in most of them.
Like how come guys get Master and Commander and Sharpe and I don't get a sexy, ruthless Jacobin spy seducing the British Nobility?
Please do, and also know I will criticise you unrelentingly for mentioning a type of pot in the background that's 18 months too early to be in fashion.
Over the Hills and Far Away, but the lyrics are about all the actually interesting events going on offscreen while you're stuck watching the maids flirt for 400 pages instead.
There's 40 dances on the card
all drunk, or cads, or smell of lard,
while I forbear and wish to stray
o'er the hills and far awayO'er the hills and o'er the main
where dances call that aren't so plain
yet duty binds and so I stay
O'er the hills and far away.
Congrats Mr Carlton B Morgan, you've discovered that the upper class are boring.
I fucking hate Madame Bovary for this same reason, or maybe I love it? I can't decide. Everyone in the book is horrible or an idiot. It's either amazing satire of boring middle class Victorian goofballs or a kind of mournful tribute to them.
It's definitely more the former than the latter, but kind of both.
A common theme particularly in British novels.
Jeeves and G&S and Importance of being Earnest all paint the nobility as these lovable idiots that should absolutely be kept where they are to entertain society and keep them out of the way of people doing actual work.
there is that zombie P&P novel that at least has them fighting hordes as they go between their fortified houses and learning martial arts in their downtime
