What should I do, and how do I do it without getting fired

I'm gonna order copies of A People's History of the United States, but what else?

  • pikman1 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    You could be like the one in "The Girl Who Cried Monster" and just start eating bugs on the job in the hopes that a kid will eventually see you doing so, thus initiating a fun mystery/adventure for them where they try to figure out if you're a monster or not.