• GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Alright, according to our personality quiz, you're... going to kill me tonight? Wait, what the fuck?"

    "Yeah, and I think a job might distract me from that, so make your choice."

  • Pastaguini [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I’ve been hoping for someone to dive into this topic forever. I work at a large-ish corporation that swears by these things and actively makes personnel and staffing choices based on what is essentially astrology.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      what is essentially astrology.

      Astrology for techbros middle managers and finance ghouls

  • FirstToServe [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I was turned down for a job at a Wal-Mart AT WHICH I HAD ALREADY PREVIOUSLY WORKED AND HAD GOOD RELATIONS WITH EVERYONE THERE because their personality test said I wasn't competitive enough. They said their hands were completely tied.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I got fired today after being told a couple days ago I was everyone's favorite manager.

      I'm guessing it had something to do with my organizing efforts and I might be able to prove it.

      • FirstToServe [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Fuck that sucks man, I'm sorry. Hopefully you can take your pound of flesh from them and bounce back quickly. :meow-hug: