The ethics report revealed that he wasn’t a big enough pedo for the job. They had to give the role to Jared Fogle.

Me scrolling past these posts on hexbear without paying them too much mind is the equivalent of the start of a zombie movie where the TVs/radios in the background are talking about some strange new virus that makes people act weird.

She’s smiling because the Democratic Party got what it wanted out of this election: more money for Israel and no universal healthcare. She’s smiling because the democrats won.

“We didn’t do it, Joe”

Residents in the area are getting mailers with the two linked.

KAMALA LINKED THEM WHEN SHE FUCKING CHOSE TO BRING CHENEY INTO THE CAMPAIGN!

The photos they chose for this are funny. It looks like trump is dancing in celebration after being defended by Eric Adams.

Has Nintendo ever had the entire rom of a major game leak before it was released?

I think what they want is a very specific outcome, and they would prefer to be the ones that bring it into existence, but they’re also ok with the other party doing it as long as the outcome is achieved. They want to win, but they’re ok with losing if it means the larger project remains on the rails.

One of the best dishes I’ve ever had was a tofu dish at a French place in Portland. I’m not a huge tofu person, and I don’t really associate tofu with French food, but it was perfect and I still think about it.

They’re probably doing it so that you have to stay on their search engine result page, this drumming up more ad impressions.

I think it’ll be very close but Kamala will win. I think she’ll barely squeak by in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Trump will barely win Georgia, she’ll win Michigan and Nevada more solidly, and Arizona will go for Trump. I think this outcome will be less of a reflection of support for Kamala and more of a loss in enthusiasm for Trump this time around. This is a group of people who have been told over and over that the vote is rigged, therefore their vote doesn’t matter, and being generally lazy, they may be looking for an excuse to just stay at home.

I say this fully expecting to be proven totally wrong in a month and therefore be completely owned, but that’s what my gut tells me now. It really could go either way.

Museums are about preserving the authenticity of their subjects. In this case, that means preserving the look and feel of playing a game as authentically as possible, which means running it on the original hardware. This isn’t just hypocritical considering their stance on emulation, it’s bad museum curation.

Makes sense, thanks!

Ah, I see. Thanks!

I doubt this is real - why would it have been written in English? Did the hackers say they translated it? Seems odd.

“Now let’s burn down the observatory so that this never happens again!”

Googling around but not seeing anything - did something happen in France?

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Why did she say “but you know, anything’s possible”

The joke of the trend is that the person points out that they’re at an event that would be unlikely to play hot to go and then smash cut to the song being played

How did whatever social media intern that put this together misunderstand the comedy of the trend they were imitating?