• Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    This is no time to stop the violent discourse! I hope every liberal and right wing thinker stubs their toe really bad, and then they stick their toe in their mouth because of the pain, and then they just zone out, but their toenail continues to grow and punctures the back of their throat and curls around and comes out of their eye, and then when they snap back to reality and pull their foot out of their mouth they accidentally rip off their entire face and their brain falls out on the floor, and we all point and laugh because their brain is so small and smooth! That would be just swell!