They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    I would simply slash C’s tires

    Hold on. $26k, a month? A year? If a month, yes, slash their tires. If a year, slap them and tell them to stop wasting money on dumb shit.