They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

  • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    this is about this text post

    https://www.tumblr.com/portland-polycule-archive/740667519429427200/okay-am-i-the-asshole-if-i-call-out-my-roommates

    no rent, and a 12 minute walk from public transport 🤣 what a fucking joke

    • Raebxeh
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      4 months ago

      What the fuck did I just read what-the-hell

      Edit: NTA C is clearly petit bourgeois because they make 5 figures driving a car and are hoarding their car from the people

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      I would simply slash C’s tires

      Hold on. $26k, a month? A year? If a month, yes, slash their tires. If a year, slap them and tell them to stop wasting money on dumb shit.

    • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      Ever go through the microfilm for your city's local newspaper? I guarantee you, there is a section in there devoted to exactly this sort of gossip. The thing is, though, it's written so you have to be at least partially in the know.

      Mr. & Mrs. Hoffsteder of Birch St. entertained a visiting Mister Chufleigh on the previous Tuesday.

      The bachelors of West Maple Rd. and 12th St. had a small get together upon last Saturday night

      so this isn't particularly new. it is kinda weird to think pockets of the anglophones all across the planet just know the weird beef of one polycule on the west coast, though

    • booty [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      the seasonal rotating yoga poly-cult of course, see em all the time