One time I bought avocado dip and as I was bringing it inside it slid off all the other stuff it was on and the container cracked so I had to find another larger container to put it in so it wouldn't go bad

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    5 years ago I got blue balls and had to walk a mile to pick up burritos when it was below freezing

    Writhing in pain in the bathroom of some mexican restaurant is probably the lowest point of my life