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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Birds in North Korea avoid humans because the only train in the country is powered by birds tied to ropes. It takes 100,000 birds to pull the train from one end of the country to the other.

      • Circra [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Very badly. You see, once the train departs the single station, the station is dismantled and carried by starving orphans, piece by piece and reassembled at the other end. If the orphans don't make it in time, they are executed. Fortunately, the birds are really fucking slow, unfortunately so are the orphans. If they successfully complete their tasks, both the orphans and the birds are executed to preserve state secrets.

        • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          chuckling until "unfortunately so are the orphans" then started fucking hootin' and hollerin' and howling like a hyena