lol it's completely ridiculous how often birds poop. they just ditch every tiny amount of food they've digested immediately to reduce their weight when flying, so they poop pretty much nonstop, just thousands upon thousands of the tiniest little shits. it's one reason i don't keep birds anymore, but if they don't poop on my stuff it's honestly kinda endearing, it's as if they're flipping the entire world off nonstop by being such aggressive shitters