• wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Walking past my local small business (hero, job creator) and stepping in to take a shit. The sign says "Employees Only" and I try to dodge the manager at the door. I pull out my Handy Dandy Shitting Card™ and present it to the manager. He lets me in. :screm-cool: