imagine a teenager with IBS going to a bar and presenting a fake ID to take a shit
If you can't suppress that shit in the moment you could at least suppress it when it gets to court
finding a doctor who's lax with the requirements with the medical shitting card so I can recreationally shit
"I find that being allowed to use my bodily functions really helps me relax, doc."
Love to have to carry around a "Shiddin out my doodoo ass disease sufferer" identity card like some kind of Nazi Regime run by Dane Cook
Walking past my local small business (hero, job creator) and stepping in to take a shit. The sign says "Employees Only" and I try to dodge the manager at the door. I pull out my Handy Dandy Shitting Card™ and present it to the manager. He lets me in. :screm-cool:
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What is the Shidding 'n Pissing ID going to look like? I imagine brown and yellow colours and a defecating bald eagle.
