I had recruiters at my high school.

They would keep trying to get me to join and I'd tell them to fuck off, I was going to university. One time they called home when I wasn't there and my grandma answered and they told her that I was interested in joining and they were just calling to follow up and gather more information about me for my application or whatever. My grandma saw right through that and told them to fuck off and that I wasn't interested in joining and hung up on them and then told me when I got home. I was just a kid.

Those recruiter fucks are scum.