without bloodlust from red meat, soyboy american warriors will be powerless to stop the asiatic hordes

i really dont know how earthling ed deals with these people

  • sourquincelog [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How'd that work out in Vietnam? How'd those 200lb cornfed farmboys do in the jungles?

  • Nephroni [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I have a feeling this guy accurately represents the views of 100 million americans

    • RandyLahey [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      :yea:

      he also needs bloodlust personally because hes studying to be an engineer (i am not joking, he actually says this), though its not clear if hes aiming to work for lockheed martin or tesla or amazon or the department of roads

      • Nephrony [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I know we aren't allowed to clown on people's appearances here, so I will just talk about how good Ed looks .

        Thick lustrous hair, clear skin, big beautiful lips, calm confident smooth voice, big eyes.

      • ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        He said it was for "competitiveness", but he spit it out as "eating meet makes you evil, and that's a good thing!"

        Japan has a higher vegetarian rate than we are and has been described as "the most masculine culture in the world". What this basically means is that competition is rewarded.

  • ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    :le-pol-face: "Eating a head of broccoli triggers my insecurity with my masculinity even though many women eat meat, will turn off my aryan Godlike superpowers."

    :gigachad: "Wait, you mean to tell me you consider yourself to be the strongest entity to walk the earth...and your weakness is eating plants? Lol"

    • ScotPilgrimVsTheLibs [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      What are you talking about? I'm already the fed's favorite poster here.

      Hey George, my personal FBI agent. How's the family?