• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    But if I don't vote for Hitler 2 then Hitler 3 will be on the ballot in 2028. By voting for Hitler 2 in 2024 he will run as an incumbent in 2028 and by 2032 the progressive faction of the party will run Hitler 1.5

    This is how we win. Don't let no Hitler be the enemy of some Hitler. That's how you get Maximum Hitler.

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Gonna go formulate a central theorem of democratic genocidal calculus to determine an equation to minimize the first order Hitler differential.