Recent current activity at InevitableSwingNFT world headquarters....
"InevitableSwing, is now the time to buy?"
"There's huge downturn. Buy on the dip, right? Judging by your level of net assets, your level of risk tolerance, and the MPI now is the time to buy InevitableSwingNFTs. You could make a killing. I'm obligated to say 'could' by the SEC but this thing is as close to a sure thing as possible. The dip is like the Grand Canyon. Lotsa money to be made on the upside. But only to be made made very, very soon. Gotta act fast."
"I didn't follow all of that."
"Sure you did."
"Like, what's MPI?"
"MaoistLandlord Psychotropic Index. But do you really want to bore yourself with the technical details. My indicators say the MPI could hit the roof. You should invest 100K."
Recent current activity at InevitableSwingNFT world headquarters....
"InevitableSwing, is now the time to buy?"
"There's huge downturn. Buy on the dip, right? Judging by your level of net assets, your level of risk tolerance, and the MPI now is the time to buy InevitableSwingNFTs. You could make a killing. I'm obligated to say 'could' by the SEC but this thing is as close to a sure thing as possible. The dip is like the Grand Canyon. Lotsa money to be made on the upside. But only to be made made very, very soon. Gotta act fast."
"I didn't follow all of that."
"Sure you did."
"Like, what's MPI?"
"MaoistLandlord Psychotropic Index. But do you really want to bore yourself with the technical details. My indicators say the MPI could hit the roof. You should invest 100K."
"100K!"
"Fortune favors the bold."