I’ve only been skating twice in my life and both times I just fell on my ass trying to even stand up.

How do you do flips and shit while balancing on razor blades against a near frictionless surface? I don’t think humans were meant to do that shit.

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]M
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    3 years ago

    I had inline skates as a kid and found ice skating to be not that different. I was able to move around the rink, but was never good at anything remotely acrobatic.