on the one hand, there is some sort of cosmic irony in pasty white settler colonists coming to sunnier lands and benefiting from the genocide of the indigenous people whose lands theyve stolen, and then having their own pigment cells rise up in revolt and choking them to death from the inside on their own melanin for their hubris

on the other hand ive worked with too many people with stage iv melanoma and it sucks so incredibly badly so please be careful my fellow mayos