• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The PAWG Patrol went from house to house demanding to know if villagers would eat a big ass like a thanksgiving dinner. My grandfather was a proud man who believed women should look like they do in porn because that's real.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Damn you for laughing. Damn you. I hope tankies come to your house one day and ask you if you'd play a big ass like a timpani in a Mahler concert.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        In his village, they lived in simple communion with nature. They took what they needed from the land and gave back what they could. It was pure before the bolsheviks invaded. Porn was woodblock prints of hungry women. They were all hungry but they were proud. Nobody was required to climb a big ass like Mount Everest.