• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How dare you support communism, tankie. My grandfather was killed by Stalin. He refused to embrace PAWGs and the PAWG Patrol shot him.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        The PAWG Patrol went from house to house demanding to know if villagers would eat a big ass like a thanksgiving dinner. My grandfather was a proud man who believed women should look like they do in porn because that's real.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Damn you for laughing. Damn you. I hope tankies come to your house one day and ask you if you'd play a big ass like a timpani in a Mahler concert.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            In his village, they lived in simple communion with nature. They took what they needed from the land and gave back what they could. It was pure before the bolsheviks invaded. Porn was woodblock prints of hungry women. They were all hungry but they were proud. Nobody was required to climb a big ass like Mount Everest.

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I was listening to Yeonmi's Parks podcast and she said that in North Korea, the swimsuit models are all 2/10s and that she wouldn't bang any of them. She said that when she got to America she saw a guy wearing a "no fat chicks" t-shirt and cried.

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          Why did the original artist decide to crop the hair and beard and not the whole face is a disturbing mistery.

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      :gulag:

      You have been sentenced to an additional hour of internet per day until your understanding of niche communist humor improves. If 1 hour proves insufficient, we shall progressively increase the hours until you can adequately mimic BMF posts both in incomprehensibility, subject matter, and tone.

      Then, you shall finally earn the title of "One True Leftist," along with the rest of us. Until then you are but a filthy :LIB: and you deserve your punishment.