"I keep track of all sorts of things on data sheets. Restaurant menu items, agricultural production, housing markets, calls from stolen phones. Once I even kept track of outcomes at an orgy!"
(non monogamous m(?)f relationship, not a great winning personality for a dude[depressed, boring, and nerdy AF] so my other partners were definitely fewer and farther between in comparison, plus the dudes were never bi or heteroflexible; plus one foursome I did have, I completely emasculated the dude who came in like 30 secs without trying to... Ironic considering he was talking a big game. Still pounding his girl for about 30mins with no signs of needing to stop especially since I had drank, and for me at least, makes it nearly impossible to cum; so definitely not a skill issue or lacking the equipment. Just wished that he wasn't so weird about it because no one cared that he came in 30 secs or less and we all wanted to do a redo to assuage his fractured ego and enjoy more swinging...)
Honestly I could see myself being the guy with the clipboard.
It would be such an offbeat thing to do, since staff were actually paid.
"Oh yeah I was paid $50/hr to observe an orgy and note orgasms without participating or interfering in any way" would be a great conversation starter
"I keep track of all sorts of things on data sheets. Restaurant menu items, agricultural production, housing markets, calls from stolen phones. Once I even kept track of outcomes at an orgy!"
Nah you sneak that in the middle, make them point it out
Been a cuck before for free
additional context and deets
(non monogamous m(?)f relationship, not a great winning personality for a dude[depressed, boring, and nerdy AF] so my other partners were definitely fewer and farther between in comparison, plus the dudes were never bi or heteroflexible; plus one foursome I did have, I completely emasculated the dude who came in like 30 secs without trying to... Ironic considering he was talking a big game. Still pounding his girl for about 30mins with no signs of needing to stop especially since I had drank, and for me at least, makes it nearly impossible to cum; so definitely not a skill issue or lacking the equipment. Just wished that he wasn't so weird about it because no one cared that he came in 30 secs or less and we all wanted to do a redo to assuage his fractured ego and enjoy more swinging...)
, but getting paid would be the dream. :p