Fuck I forgot to mention - solidarity! I have had 3 poops on the clock this morning (lmao my body)
Nah its all good, calming down now. Known side effect of phenibut use, will take time to heal but its getting there.
What kind of sick fuck would poop for free when getting paid to do it is an option
Don't hold it in, just pretend to poop on company time anyway.
If they check you on it, bring fake poop to work
I'm too poop shy to do it at work, but I make up for it by shit-posting :fidel-salute:
Me rn. Had to drop a big one before work lest I crap myself, but I'm making up for it with round 2
:maduro-salute: fake or take a shit as much as possible at work everyday
I would feel bad if I did this because it's not like I'm hurting the company or anything, all I would be doing is making my fellow workers pick up my slack while I doo doo... But if u work some bullshit job or are responsible for your own work then yeah pooping on company time is cool and good.
