One time before a concert I was so goddamn tired I decided to chug two energy drinks back to back and got in my car with a couple friends to head to the city. It was Friday night and we hit really bad traffic, like complete standstill. Anyways felt my stomach rumbling and before you know it I was trying to let out some gas but it started getting really gross. Long story short I shit myself on the bridge with no where to go. We stopped at my friends house and I ran to the bathroom and took a shower lmao but I had to ditch my skivvies out the 4 story window cause I was so embarrassed to say anything. So I went commando to the concert in jeans which was extremely uncomfortable to dance in with the chafing lol